staineroni

Large stain in the crotch/nether regions of the white tidy brief underwear

Soph was doing laundry and realized Bill had some staineroni on his under bridges

staineroni by Texasheatwave360 October 2, 2019

Stinkronicity

When you just so happen to be in a situation where an understandable stench masks a less socially acceptable one emanated within close proximity.

Roger: "Hey Dano, check it out. I just broke wind while I was talking to that cop, but we were standing right by the sewer, so I was covered by stinkronicity"

Stinkronicity by DanoNYC March 2, 2010

Stainyrobics 

A hard, intense workout created by SFC Roger "Stainy" Staneglass, chaplain of Camp Swampy army base in North Carolina. He created this to help him stay in shape between church sermons. All his other solider friends often join him in this.

Stainy: Uh oh, its 0500. I better do my Stainyrobics. (starts stretching himself) Sweet Mary, its a great day!

Orville: (seeing Stainy) Hey Stainy, what are you doing? Is that some sort of weird church workout?

Stainy: No, its just my Stainyrobics. This is kinda crazy, but I love it. Why don't you join me?

Orville: Sure! (starts doing jumping jacks trying to warm himself up)

Amos: (sees Stainy and Orville exercising) Wow! They're doing PT and they didn't invite me! Well, they're gonna get it now. (screaming) TEN HUT! At ease. Can I join you guys?

Stainy: Sure! Here, try pumping this a few times. (he hands Amos a big wooden cross) Just make believe you're Jesus trying to carry it, only its too heavy.

Amos: Whoah! My biceps are burning. I bet Martha would have a freak-out if she saw us doing this! What a Mother's Day present, I'll go home with some burning Brigadier biceps!!

Stainyrobics by Dusty's Baby Powder June 2, 2011

Stinkronicity

When a group of women, most commonly in an office environment, become synchronized within their menstrual cycles.

'Hey, Paul, don't go into the accounts department for a few days unless you're wearing a World War II gas mask and a hazmat suit. The ladies some serious mid-summer stinkronicity going on over there.'

Stinkronicity by Stinktober September 15, 2011