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Stinkronicity
When you just so happen to be in a situation where an understandable stench masks a less socially acceptable one emanated within close proximity.
Roger: "Hey Dano, check it out. I just broke wind while I was talking to that cop, but we were standing right by the sewer, so I was covered by stinkronicity"
Stinkronicity by DanoNYC March 2, 2010
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Stainyrobics
A hard, intense workout created by SFC Roger "Stainy" Staneglass, chaplain of Camp Swampy army base in North Carolina. He created this to help him stay in shape between church sermons. All his other solider friends often join him in this.
Stainy: Uh oh, its 0500. I better do my Stainyrobics. (starts stretching himself) Sweet Mary, its a great day!
Orville: (seeing Stainy) Hey Stainy, what are you doing? Is that some sort of weird church workout?
Stainy: No, its just my Stainyrobics. This is kinda crazy, but I love it. Why don't you join me?
Orville: Sure! (starts doing jumping jacks trying to warm himself up)
Amos: (sees Stainy and Orville exercising) Wow! They're doing PT and they didn't invite me! Well, they're gonna get it now. (screaming) TEN HUT! At ease. Can I join you guys?
Stainy: Sure! Here, try pumping this a few times. (he hands Amos a big wooden cross) Just make believe you're Jesus trying to carry it, only its too heavy.
Amos: Whoah! My biceps are burning. I bet Martha would have a freak-out if she saw us doing this! What a Mother's Day present, I'll go home with some burning Brigadier biceps!!
Orville: (seeing Stainy) Hey Stainy, what are you doing? Is that some sort of weird church workout?
Stainy: No, its just my Stainyrobics. This is kinda crazy, but I love it. Why don't you join me?
Orville: Sure! (starts doing jumping jacks trying to warm himself up)
Amos: (sees Stainy and Orville exercising) Wow! They're doing PT and they didn't invite me! Well, they're gonna get it now. (screaming) TEN HUT! At ease. Can I join you guys?
Stainy: Sure! Here, try pumping this a few times. (he hands Amos a big wooden cross) Just make believe you're Jesus trying to carry it, only its too heavy.
Amos: Whoah! My biceps are burning. I bet Martha would have a freak-out if she saw us doing this! What a Mother's Day present, I'll go home with some burning Brigadier biceps!!
Stainyrobics by Dusty's Baby Powder June 2, 2011
Stinkronicity
When a group of women, most commonly in an office environment, become synchronized within their menstrual cycles.
'Hey, Paul, don't go into the accounts department for a few days unless you're wearing a World War II gas mask and a hazmat suit. The ladies some serious mid-summer stinkronicity going on over there.'
Stinkronicity by Stinktober September 15, 2011
church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
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Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.