1. A company that is mainly school funded
2. A school run cafeteria/kitchen staff that concocts
food in the upmost weirdest ways for CA students and says that the
food is very healthy
3. A school cafeteria and kitchen that changed their
name to ‘Sage’. It was just a made-up name that they picked up from somewhere to seem more classy and wealthy
4. Sage dining, a company that buys all
food products and snacks and gives them away after school to the athletes for a “Pre-game snack”
5. Occasionally has decent treats, but the brownies are always melted
soft or hard as rock. (Same with the cookies)
1.
Student 1: What’s for lunch?
Student
2: It’s probably some sort of
meat. Chicken with a weird ass
sauce on it probably with burnt veggies on the side.
Student 1: Oh. I miss general Tso’s. Hopefully it’s that then.
Student
2: It isn’t I bet.
Both students still rave to the cafeteria to find out its spicy lemon chicken.
Student 1: Fuck it’s not a good lunch and everything seems burnt
Student
2: Ya. I
may as well just stop eating lunch here and make my own like the other 25% of HighSchool students.
Student 1: Same.
2.
Student 1: Are you coming to lunch?
Student
2: No.
Student 1: Why not?
Student 2: Because I just do not feel like it. Plus I have my snacks from my locker right here anyway.
3.
Athlete 1: Do you wanna go get some snacks from the cafeteria?
Athlete 2: Sure.
Athlete 1: I love the muffins and ya.
Athlete 2: Ya those are good, but I’d rather just get some Kickstarts from the vending.
Both go
straight to vending machines and then leave.
4. Why the
heck did they get an app and stuff and call themselves ‘Sage Dining’. It’s just a fricken cafeteria!
