stack of nickels

the shrunken state of the penis after existing a cold swimming pool
Dude, I can't go skinny dipping with those girls. They might laugh at my stack of nickels.
by Peeper1818 February 09, 2010
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short stack of nickels

A reference to the size of the male weener when it is extremely flaccid, and somewhat exposed. Most often accompanied by tighy whities, a t-shirt, spandex, a wetsuit or similar.
When my friend got out of the lake in a wetsuit, it was as though someone had placed a short stack of nickels in the area where his his genetalia should be. Everyone was made aware of this, and laughed histerically.
by the anti twitter June 29, 2010
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