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Sylvester Stallowned

The ultimate of all owning
Sylvester Stallowned by Think Posi January 26, 2005

Stallowned 

If you get beat in a arm wresling match and the guy who beats you gets custoday over his kid, or if a guy your trying to arrest blows up a town trying to kill you
you just got Stallowned by that guy, he blew the shit outa that town
Stallowned by Sr. D June 10, 2005

stallowned 

to have slyvester stallone destroy your shit.
"Those idiots in Hope WA got stallowned in first blood"
"Rico got stallowned in judge dredd"
"Apollo Creed, Clubber Lang, Ivan Drago and Tommy Gunn all got Stallowned"
stallowned by Jubby:) February 24, 2008

stallown3d 

coming from the word "owned", and added to the name of Sylvester Stallone. Often used by movie buffs.
"His ass got stallown3d in that shooting game"
stallown3d by S November 11, 2004

stallown3d 

The dawning of realization that Sylvester Stallone is King and you are worthless in comparison, deserving nothing more than to miserably exist while wallowing in your own filth.
You Got Stallown3d! Bitch.
stallown3d by T-bone April 7, 2005

Stallowned 

To have Sylvester Stallone ram his penis into your rectum.
Eric Kukis thought he was a smart ass until he was in the face down position of a Stallowned.
Stallowned by Eethy March 15, 2005