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St. Joes

The best fucking school ever! There is no school that is of any competition. At St. Joes they dont fool around they take it right to their dome pieces. Peace up A-town down....
by PC January 9, 2005
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st. joes

A hospitol in Arizona where all of the crazy people go to, to get service. I've seen a man who hadn't changed his socks for at least a year there while getting my EMT certification.
God bless the people who work at st. joes.
by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004
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St. Joes catholic academy

Fucking bum ass school with teachers who are on your dick 24/7 if you don’t have a vagina or aren’t Croatian and get a fucking heart attack if they hear a curse word. Fuck Ms. Snell and Ms. Dondic they can suck my dick
What school do you go to? St. Joes catholic academy oh how the fuck are you not suspended
by cOCkGUZzeler1243 June 20, 2018
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St. Joes High School

St. Joes is in Buffalo and on a daily bases get there asses handed to them by Canisius High School "Daisy's". They are known as Marauders or land pirates. They continuously think they are better than canisius because they won one year of Football against canisius and Canisius won all of the rest. They are also known as butt pirates or takers in the ass.
Chad Kelly goes to St. Joes High Schools and is a closet homosexual.
by I hate Private Schools April 4, 2011
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st joes prep

what people call St. Joe's Prep when they are retarded and go to malvern and don't know how to use apostrophes correctly.
Malvern kid:

hey rememeber that time i was a retard and put a definition in urban dictionary for st joes prep instead of putting it wit the rest of the definitions of st joe's prep because i go to malvern and like boys?

other kid: yeah i remember that time. its okay someones gotta be a dumbass asshole and go to malvern.
by yeahyeahboi December 17, 2010
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mount st joes

that mount hott was hottt
by YU March 2, 2005
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St.Joes

St. Joes also know as St. Hoes, is a Christian Catholic high-school where no body is a catholic and people shit on the bible daily, located in Ottawa Ontario, it’s the one place that spends more money on removing their bathroom doors than on the students themselves. The students there are adequate in both looks and brains with some exceptions being hay in a needle stack.

When they’re not vaping in the bathroom and smuggling a 3 foot bong to “get lit” the boys are being regular everyday fuckboys who spread their legs almost as much as the girls to compensate for their tiny dicks.

The girls aren’t any better, selfish, ignorant hoes by trade, you’d swear they have as big as balls as the guys the way the talk shit about each other, when they’re not sucking a guys dick in the forest or getting slammed in the bathroom, they’re usually finding guys older than them to get free pot from so long as they know how to lose a gag reflex

Students practically shit on the bible and spit in gods face everyday with an exception of kids actually following the G O D’s word and issuing this as an excuse to be the most cocky douches

The teachers are like trail mix, some are super sweet and nice to have, and the others are trying their best to be the most bitter people ever, being so blind as to gloss over kids vaping to take a kids hat of their head to “show some respect”

All in all a solid fuck up that’s expanding everyday
Fuckboy 1- dude you would not BELIEVE the girl I smashed last night
Fuckboy 2- daaaamn wasn’t she with *fuckboy name here* the day before?
Fuckboy 1- ah shit I should have saw it coming, she goes to St.Joes after all
Fuckboy 2- more like St.hoes
by Biggthonk November 22, 2019
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