Squishy armor

Metal, armor, chains, or scales tattooed on one's body to make one appear to be tougher than one actually is. The process does not make one's skin tougher, but tends to actually tenderize the muscles, having an adverse effect on the relative toughness of the skin.

The bouncer looked tough, but we noticed it was mostly just the squishy armor all over his arms.

by batlrar May 9, 2012

squishy pillows

giants tits on a hot girl that give you a random boner, usually just from talking or looking at her

Shit that girl in front of me in english has some squishy pillows, in the middle class she turned around to talk to me and I regret wearing under armor today

by Mrthesexy February 12, 2014

Squishy Unicorn

The best bearded dragon ever <3

Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.

by Emo#3 November 22, 2021

Squishy Cookie

In the act of 69-ing (a sex position) the partner on top, lifts their ass and shits on the partner below.

You made front hole so happy, back hole gives you squishy cookie.

by Anallover4000 May 20, 2019

squishy cookie

a definitive time for the word vagina

I liked her in the squishy cookie.

by Person O'random January 20, 2016

Squishy Whore

A person who has about 50 to many squishes

Have you met Anna? She’s such a squishy whore

by Fuckkoffxx March 10, 2021

Squishy Maths

When you waffle your way through a math problem and get the right answer.

Teacher: "Remember to use the proper formulas on the exam, don't use any squishy maths!"

by RetardedGenius420 September 15, 2022