squirrel job
Dude squirrel jobs are amazing! She plays with your nuts, and not the ones you store for the winter!!
squirrel job by random commentary December 12, 2009
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The act of a man or woman letting a squirrel run around on his or her genitalia, in order for that person to get off...
"Let's go obtain an awesome fucking squirrel so we can get a most excellent squirrel-job."
"Dude how long has it been since we've had a squirrel-job?"
"Dude how long has it been since we've had a squirrel-job?"
squirrel-job by The bogester, Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006
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Squirrel-Job
The act of taking the scrotum and testicles into ones mouth and putting the testicles into opposite cheeks. This may involve one or more sets of testes and include making a squirrel like smacking sounds.
Kathys' face is so chubby and bumpy it always looks like she's doing a three way squirrel-job.
The stag party in Vegas was awesome she went straight from a nut splitter, to a peeps-challenge to a full blown squirrel job.
The stag party in Vegas was awesome she went straight from a nut splitter, to a peeps-challenge to a full blown squirrel job.
Squirrel-Job by Nutty Tech September 3, 2014
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