squicker hats Share definition Flag cigarettes. Usually said between 2 stoner chicks who are too fucked up to use real words. Mikey always needs to light up a squicker hat after having a good romp in the alley behind the strip club. squicker hats by Molly, Jess & Rocko July 16, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the squicker hats mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch