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squeeze me

Synonymous with "exsqueeze me" (i.e. comical variant form of "excuse me") but even more casual. It's an acceptable contraction because in British English speech the formal "excuse me" will often be rattled off informally as "'scuse me"; and so "exsqueeze me" naturally becomes "squeeze me".

Simplifying "exsqueeze" to "squeeze" has a logical linguistic appeal because of the context in which the phrase is used. Typically if a speaker wants to say "excuse me" it is because their movement / passage is in some way being obstructed by another person (i.e. the person to whom the statement is addressed). By conjuring up the notion of a request to be squeezed the deviant form is therefore highly appropriate: the act of squeezing would necessarily result in a constriction, which would in turn facilitate the original request (i.e. by being squeezed the speaker would become smaller, and so the obstruction which forced him to make the request would become less problematic).

It sounds absurd, and yet it makes perfect sense. A beautiful tweak!
When shuffling past an attractive lady on a narrow aircraft gangway: "squeeze me"
squeeze me by Martin Rivers September 2, 2008
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squeeze me

Synonymous with "exsqueeze me" (i.e. comical variant form of "excuse me") but even more casual. It's an acceptable contraction because in British English speech the formal "excuse me" will often be rattled off informally as "'scuse me"; and so "exsqueeze me" naturally becomes "squeeze me".

Simplifying "exsqueeze" to "squeeze" has a logical linguistic appeal because of the context in which the phrase is used. Typically if a speaker wants to say "excuse me" it is because their movement / passage is in some way being obstructed by another person (i.e. the person to whom the statement is addressed). By conjuring up the notion of a request to be squeezed the deviant form is therefore highly appropriate: the act of squeezing would necessarily result in a constriction, which would in turn facilitate the original request (i.e. by being squeezed the speaker would become smaller, and so the obstruction which forced him to make the request would become less problematic).

It sounds absurd, and yet it makes perfect sense. A beautiful tweak!
When shuffling past an attractive lady on a narrow aircraft gangway: "squeeze me"
squeeze me by Martin Raba September 1, 2008

Squeeze me

Simply “excuse me?!” In a more sassy and most importantly White Chicks (the movie) kind of way
Errr SQUEEZE ME what did she say about me?!?!?!?
Squeeze me by Su11y February 28, 2019

squeeze-me-poo 

Chocolate syrup when poured on a hot dog.
Yo! Phill my brother! Pour me some squeeze-me-poo on mah dog!
squeeze-me-poo by sir robin of cairo December 24, 2008

mc fruddle doodle squeeze me 

an expression, usually exclaimed with an element of surprise or strong emotion (anger, happiness, etc)

Similar to: "crikey", "omg", "sh*t!", "oh f*ck me!", "skrib dub diddly darn!", etc.
Person1:
tf excuse me
you are fucking amazing
and if you think other wise your fucking wrong
periodt
end of discussion

Person2: mc fruddle doodle squeeze me ma'am

squeeze my toe and call me puppet 

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.

squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!

Squeeze Meat 

To Shit. Taking a big old shit. Ass blasting.
I’ll be right back. Gonna run squeeze meat.

I barely made it to the shitter to squeeze meat.

I had to leave the meeting I was in to run squeeze meat.
Squeeze Meat by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

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A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
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Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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