squatter's rights

when you "own" an unoccupied area. this can be applied when you throw your coat down on a chair or when you ask someone to watch your stuff/ save your spot in line.

"can you save my seat?"
"nah man it's up for fair game"
"c'mon...squatter's rights"

squatter's rights by malabrianna December 9, 2013

Squatter Settlement 

When you win an argument on a toilet.

"Yeah, I had a squatter settlement with Jake about who gets to keep the rest of the whipped cream."

Squatter Settlement by LCPlayz June 3, 2017

squatter squad 

the coolest squad in the land. so exclusive that there is no point in even trying to join, because they are very picky. They throw the most turnt parties and get too turnt also.

Karen: Who is that group of people over there?
Jen: That's Squatter Squad.

squatter squad by idgafimanon October 26, 2015

Squatter spotter 

The act of observing your partner sitting (squatting) over another individuals' face, while that individual is topping you. You must guide your partner over the lucky one's face.

So I was Alex's squatter spotter last night, and was amazed by his leg strength.

Squatter spotter by Mistermrmister2 May 21, 2021

Thot Squatter 

(Noun) A female attention whore with little or no valuable real world skills other than compulsively squatting on Instagram or social media in yoga pants. A thot squatter is a subspecies of the contemporary bimbo.

You really want to date that bro? Shes such a thot squatter!

Thot Squatter by MisterWill December 10, 2018

Squatter 

A person, usually homeless, who "squats" in your home for days, weeks, or even months. They overstay their welcome and usually have no where else to go, so they crouch in a corner of somebody else's house and lives, sleeps, eats there as long as they are allowed.

Hey is that dirty squatter still staying at Jimmy's house or did he hop a train to another town?

Squatter by KaySauce89 June 7, 2016

Womb Squatter 

In similar concept to that of a squatter: a person who settles on land/occupies property without title, right, or payment of rent; a Womb Squatter is an unexpected and possibly unwanted pregnancy. I.e., the fetus is undesirably there and doesn't plan on leaving on its own.
It is a term that you will most likely never hear uttered from the mouth of a pro-lifer .

Janie: Why are you so upset? You've been crying all day... Is everything okay?
Alyssa: Oh Janie, I have a womb squatter. Dylan is going to be so mad at me!
Janie: I am so sorry, Janie. Just remember that, due to a Woman's right to choice, you have options.
Alyssa: I know, I've already been considering my options. But next time, I will definitely remember to use birth control and contraceptives.

Womb Squatter by HananaBannah October 21, 2009