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square go 

A fair fight, the implication being of no-interference by either sides mates. Heard often on the streets of every town and city in Scotland soon after pubs call last orders.
square go by Snakeheid October 16, 2003

Square Go 

Scottish slang for "Duel".
Arthur: "Tell me, Percy, does your wife enjoy rape?"

Percy: "Square go, sir."
Square Go by Wlady June 1, 2011

Square-Go 

A scottish call to fight after alternative means have been exhausted.
Basically meaning me and you,let's square up and punch the shit out each other.
When One's patience has been exhausted by the aggrevating assailant the cry goes up for a "SQUARE-GO!"
Square-Go by Peat Bog Man February 6, 2002

Square Go-Like 

A funny thing Scottish people say, it can only be assumed it's an insult. Must be yelled at the top of your lungs in a Scottish accent for full effect. Otherwise you just sound like a tool.
Stop lookin' up mah fuckin' kilt, ya wanky square go-like!
Square Go-Like by BTRyo. December 1, 2010

want yer square go 

Scottish for : you wanting a fight but usually neds use it.
Person1: Hey you , yeh want yer square go
Person2: Naw mate
Person1:Thats wit i thought

square goes 

two of the few words in the common ned's vocabulary. whenever talking to someone they want to pick a fight with, they use the words "square goes" this is supposed to threaten the other person or maybe even frighten them. if that person had any commonsence, it would have had the opposite effect.
see also your ma ya bam and wido
"r u pure gettin hard ya wido? sqaure goes ya bam"
square goes by random_bulldog January 14, 2004
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