SquidTrain also commonly known as a "Lego Blox Commander" is a name used for only the best Roblox Commanders in any genre. The term came from the Legendary commander "SquidTrain" who led Lego Continental Army to prosperity after the tyrant Coloniz hindered his creative freedom with the group.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.