The colloid-esque residue that remains after the action of "Squiffle Squaffing". In Which the sweaty nutsack from the squiffle squaff, leaves gelish particles resulting from bacteria and concentrated semen excretions on the forehead.
Tom: Ahhh someone squiffle squaffed me.
Bill: Yes!, I can see the Squeeb Squab glistening on your forehead.
by Sniderman & Smitty October 4, 2008
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The squab can be natural or brought on by laughter. A person who's one eye shuts when in hysterics is known to have the squab eye. A lazy eye or any difference to one eye also falls into the category of squab.
Whoah look at toms squab eye got a bad one there chap!
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Jerking someone off while making pigeon noises
She gave him a squab job and he new she wasn't a classy bird
by Reeling Keeling March 16, 2015
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A girl who sucks a lot of penis. sometimes even obsessed with it. otherwise known as a whore or slut. gives head for ridiculous reasons such as a tacobell taco or a ride home from the movies.
"dude that chick over there is such a squab bop, she gave some dude head for letting her copy his homework."

Boy: " I'll give you a ride home if you suck my dick."
Girl: " Okay!!."
Boy: ( thinking to himself) " Damn this girl is a major squab bop."
by DammNolan December 2, 2009
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a person or people who are being lame or mopey.
quit being a fuckin squib squab

or
your all bein a bunch of squib squabs!!
by STONE!! March 22, 2010
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A worthless glob that has two eyes and one really flat tooth.
It's known to float around people's houses spying on men in the bathroom.
It's been around since the the first human ever recorded and they would also
spy on them trying to use the bathroom, which was just a massive hole.

Scientific name: Squabtoisis toobus
"Aeneas is acting like such a Squabtoos (SQuAb-TOOS) today."
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a person bein making girly excuses for being lame or mopey
Andy why you bein a sally squib squab

OR
your soundin sally squib squab right now
by STONE!! March 23, 2010
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