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The colloid-esque residue that remains after the action of "Squiffle Squaffing". In Which the sweaty nutsack from the squiffle squaff, leaves gelish particles resulting from bacteria and concentrated semen excretions on the forehead.
Tom: Ahhh someone squiffle squaffed me.
Bill: Yes!, I can see the Squeeb Squab glistening on your forehead.
by Sniderman & Smitty October 03, 2008
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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