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Springwell CC 

Ah Springwell. The Worst School In Derbyshire. You’ve Got The Deputy Head With A Fag In Her Hand And Teachers Not Caring About Students Progress. Just About {Money}
Springwell CC Is The Worst School In Derbyshire.
Springwell CC by Billybob183 February 1, 2020
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Springwell 

Best School Going - Jay 7SWA
Springwell is a rate good school
Springwell by Jayyy XXX February 21, 2019

springballs 

springtrap's maggoty balls.
person 1: mm i want to suck on william afton's springballs
springballs by aster lol January 19, 2022

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026