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baller #1: hey dude, did you see the new topical.tirade on springwells?

baller #2: of course i did. i read that shit like it's my goddamned bible.

scrub: what are you guys talking about?

baller #1: we are speaking of something which will forever escape yr understanding.
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Springwell CC 

Ah Springwell. The Worst School In Derbyshire. You’ve Got The Deputy Head With A Fag In Her Hand And Teachers Not Caring About Students Progress. Just About {Money}
Springwell CC Is The Worst School In Derbyshire.
Springwell CC by Billybob183 February 1, 2020
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Springwell 

Best School Going - Jay 7SWA
Springwell is a rate good school
Springwell by Jayyy XXX February 21, 2019

springballs 

person 1: mm i want to suck on william afton's springballs
springballs by aster lol January 19, 2022
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026