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springwells is a blog read exclusively by the most culturally erudite among the internet's élite. it provides cutting, relevant commentary on the most pressing of contemporary issues as well as cultural criticism of the highest caliber. springwells: the truth, for free. springwells.blogspot.com
baller #1: hey dude, did you see the new topical.tirade on springwells?

baller #2: of course i did. i read that shit like it's my goddamned bible.

scrub: what are you guys talking about?

baller #1: we are speaking of something which will forever escape yr understanding.
springwells by learnedblogger June 9, 2010
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Springwell CC 

Ah Springwell. The Worst School In Derbyshire. You’ve Got The Deputy Head With A Fag In Her Hand And Teachers Not Caring About Students Progress. Just About {Money}
Springwell CC Is The Worst School In Derbyshire.
Springwell CC by Billybob183 February 1, 2020

Springwell 

Best School Going - Jay 7SWA
Springwell is a rate good school
Springwell by Jayyy XXX February 21, 2019

springballs 

springtrap's maggoty balls.
person 1: mm i want to suck on william afton's springballs
springballs by aster lol January 19, 2022
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