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springwells is a blog read exclusively by the most culturally erudite among the internet's élite. it provides cutting, relevant commentary on the most pressing of contemporary issues as well as cultural criticism of the highest caliber. springwells: the truth, for free. springwells.blogspot.com

baller #1: hey dude, did you see the new topical.tirade on springwells?

baller #2: of course i did. i read that shit like it's my goddamned bible.

scrub: what are you guys talking about?

baller #1: we are speaking of something which will forever escape yr understanding.

springwells by learnedblogger June 9, 2010

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Springwell CC

Ah Springwell. The Worst School In Derbyshire. You’ve Got The Deputy Head With A Fag In Her Hand And Teachers Not Caring About Students Progress. Just About {Money}

Springwell CC Is The Worst School In Derbyshire.

Springwell CC by Billybob183 February 1, 2020

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Springwell

Best School Going - Jay 7SWA

Springwell is a rate good school

Springwell by Jayyy XXX February 21, 2019

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springballs

springtrap's maggoty balls.

person 1: mm i want to suck on william afton's springballs

springballs by aster lol January 19, 2022

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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