sports day

A day at school which you do loads of athletic events!

i always dominate sports day as i rock at 4x100m 100m, 200m, 400m, 800m, 1500m, triple jump and high jump

by shaun gardner September 9, 2006

National Skip Sports’ Practice Day

On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so

Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?

Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?

by Joe Biden’s daughter April 8, 2022

Ban Old-Sport-Gamer-2 Day

On December 21th Old Sport Gamer 2 must be permanently banned from everywhere and anything

old-sport-gamer-2: 69 69 funny number big chungus 69
ServerOwner: tomorrow is Ban Old-Sport-Gamer-2 Day, therefore you are getting banned
old-sport-gamer-2: what the fuck

by BestialCreeper December 18, 2020

super sports day

Attending two or more professional sporting events in a single day. Drinking is often observed.

We're seeing the Nats on Opening Day and the Caps later that night - Super Sports Day!

by studley July 2, 2016