sports

The terrifying and pointless act of exercising by choice.

Whether participating directly or merely watching, sports are a great way to pass time accomplishing absolutely nothing of real worth or value, but still make yourself feel good. See Also: masturbation

by Frank Marlowe May 12, 2016

sports

if u dont play them, a bunch of dumbass jocks will call u a nerd and other random insults. if u dont give a flying fuck about sports,welcome to the club.

me: *is not obsessing over the new sports videogame*
dumbass jock: this game is awesome u fag

me: at least i have a funtioning dick.

by chainsawguy100 April 23, 2011

sport that

To wear something stylishly; a term used 2 comment on someones clothing or dress.

-yo dude...sport that shit.
-yo, sport that new jersy dude.

by Preps4life December 30, 2005

sports

A way to test your athletic ability against others. They're also fun to watch.

Football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc.

by paul mccabe May 25, 2005

Sports

Something that fat women use to get with guys out of their league.

Tom: Dude, why is that fat chick at the bar pretending to watch game 6 of the Pistons Lakers series.

Bill: Oh, she is fat, and needs an angle to attract men.


Tom: Gotcha

by Gin December 15, 2004

sports

A barbaric holdover from caveman survival/ war games. In modernity, it contributes to chauvanism, violence, and heartache in public school gyms.

"Yo, Gino, check out this fag who can't play no football."

by Miss Lonelyhearts October 25, 2004

a sport

A competetive activity requiring physical skill to execute.

Billy decided to participate in a sport this Spring, moving from tennis to track and field.

by Doerd S May 22, 2016