It's been discovered that there is enough microplastics in the human brain to make a plastic spoon. There are some people who are so incredibly stupid, that their only worth is the plastic spoon their brain can produce.
"Gary spent his last $20 on gas station scratch-offs and didn't have enough money for gas"
"He's such a spoonbrain"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).