Spookers

Spookers is a restaurant similar to Hooters with the exception that all the waitresses are big tittied goth girls.

Come on down to Spookers for good eats and hot girls.

by Mr.Diddler March 7, 2019

Spookers

A pretty nice chap who carried me to round 3 console champions cup

Good shit spookers

by R2xR1 May 28, 2024

Spike your spooker

When someone pokes your perineum, the area between your genitals and your anus unexpectedly with their finger, a sharp object or a long implement such as a pole or a stick for an example.

Bruh, you better watch yourself. If you decide to do the hokey pokey and turn yoself around, I’ll be the one to spike your spooker!

by Memelyn May 20, 2019

Mooker Spooker

A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.

Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.

by Axel Scar June 15, 2009

spooker

a dead hooker

Diane: "You can't spend your money from the grave, Dave."

Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!"

Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?"

Dave: "No, spookers."

Diane: "What are spookers?"

Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"

by connorsji January 22, 2010

spooners

people who make up the spoonkid fanbase

"whats up spooners?" -spoonkid

by Deljanney Jorbello May 17, 2021

Spooker

The act of expelling gas from your ass (farting) in such a way that it frightens/ startles those around you.

Zach really made me jump when he bent over and ripped a voluminous spooker. Ah!!! Who spookered?

by Igor Strabinsky April 17, 2010