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He's lives in a Pinapple under the sea.
He's absorbant, yellow and porous.
He's a nautical nonsense that you wish for.
Go get down a deck and flop like a fish.

He's a little square dude who works at the Krusty Krab and chills with his friends Squidward, Sandy and Patrick (who lives under a rock.)

Funniest show ever.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm sick, Patrick. I'm going to the doctor.
Patrick: What? Oh no, you can't go!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Why not?
Patrick: I know a guy who knows a guy who went to the doctor, and the doctor's office is a horrible, horrible place.
SpongeBob SquarePants: It can't be as horrible as the suds.
Sneezes
Patrick: Oh, it is, SpongeBob. First, they make you sit in a... waiting room!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Is that the horrible part?
Patrick: No, it gets worse. They make you read... old magazines!
SpongeBob shrieks
Patrick: Then the doctor pulls out his stethoscope.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No!
Patrick: Yes! It's a device so sinister, so icy cold when it touches your bare flesh that... Pssh!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Aaah! No doctor! No stethoscope! No magazines! No Pssh! Patrick, I don't want to go to the doctor.
Patrick: Exactly.
by Marky-Mark August 11, 2007
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A 4th grader's fingerpaint except WITHOUT the talent

A cartoon created by Stephen Hillenburg, the person who also created Rocko's Modern Life
Man...I can't believe they replaced Rocko's Modern Life for this talking sponge that's suppose to be funny.
by Retrospect June 27, 2005
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REAL DEFINITION- Is someone who is square, uncool, a loser.
-this slang came from sponge bob being shaped like a square and the word square meaning uncool-
"Get yo sponge bob ass away from me"
"He's such a sponge bob"
by Detroit Definer October 26, 2005
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A freakish form of sponge which has gained the ability of speech. Most of his viewers are idiots (Like him) and should go stab themselves as soon as they can. He pales in comparison to Invader Zim, and I will take it upon myself to kill spongebob's entire artist team so he can never be drawn again.
Once I went home and saw that Nickelodion canceled Invader Zim and made spongebob its Poster boy. I then cut my wrists open and watched Adult Swim.
by RagMeRock December 03, 2004
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a little yellow square dude that lives in a pinnaple has a pet snail named gary is best friends with patrick the starfish works at the krusty krab making krabby patties for mr. krabs and daughter pearl the whale and then goes to boating school with mrs. puff to get hims boating lisence and loves jelly fishing and karate with his other friendsandy cheeks the underwater squirrel and then in hisspare time he tends to annoy squidward as he lives next door to him and then works with him
Jelly fishing jelly fishing yeah
i'm ready i'm ready
lalalalalalalalalalala
by panda February 27, 2005
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A living sponge who is over 20 years old and still likes bubbles. He is a snail person and lives in a pineapple. He likes to catch jellyfish and works at the Krusty Krab. He needs to realize that Squidward doesnt like him.
Patrick: hey Spongebob lets go to jelly fish fields
Spongebob: lets ask Squidward to come .
Squidward: No!
by animalover3434 September 17, 2015
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