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Split Tomato

When a fudgepacker wears such tight pants he splits his ballsac in half. Sortof like a camel toe.
Woooo this is the fudgepacker police! Pull over. You are under arrest for having a split tomato
by RagePrblm August 4, 2003
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Tomato Splat

During intercouse (While she's menstruating), you collect all the period blood from your penis and proceed to throw it on her face.
When I tomato splat Rebecca, she low-key loved it.
by TaterMasterbater July 13, 2016
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