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On Tinder profile: Swipe left if you want to split ham.

split ham by LongShelfLife August 18, 2018

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Split ham surprise

When a pantless female proceeds to bendover and pull both ass cheeks open as far as possible allowing the anus to prolapse.

The woman proceeded to bendover and spread her ass displaying her split ham surprise for the world to see.

Split ham surprise by Rapscallion666 January 2, 2012

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Ham Split

When you go over to a friend's house, down 8 shots in a row, then try to shit in the middle of his house.

Brandi is scared to come over because she thinks Grant will perform his famous Ham Split.

Ham Split by Dick Thieman April 14, 2016

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Spit Hamster

A name to refer to your significant other by

Let’s go Watch Squid Game my little Spit Hamster

Spit Hamster by J-Squizzy October 20, 2021

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