by Heptone December 10, 2015
To Punch someone in the face, intending punch them so hard they get a cut and bleed. (their skin splits)
by raycharlesx May 5, 2012
(On the ski slope)
Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!
Nathan: Now why would you say that?
Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!
Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!
Nathan: Now why would you say that?
Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!
by erzebet333 July 25, 2010
Post sexual or early morning urination that splits into 2 or more streams typically due to an erection or low pee pressure.
by Heat123 December 3, 2007
An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."
I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.
Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.
Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.
by xxxStatic January 5, 2014
by I'm trash October 7, 2016
by Sarcastyc January 25, 2015