Wanking to the point of self harm.

When one has wanked ones self to the point where the foreskin tears/splits in one, or several locations not unlike lips splitting in cold weather. Continuing to wank in the face this affliction can lead to further splits as well as a slight sting when urine or seamen makes contact with said wound.

Often appears unwelcome and unannounced and is only cured through a period of abstinence.
To wank, perphance to cum...oh wait i've got the splits.
by The Finishers January 11, 2009
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To Give Half Of A Normal Unit Of A Drug.

But Can Often Be Used In Several Different Drugs Deals.
Person 1 : Yo Man, Can You Gimme Splits On That, Doughs Runnin' Low This Week.

Person 2 : Fo Sho Man, Heres Half Of A "G".
by ShaunKicksYourAss January 7, 2008
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A sexual position to be done by very skilled gymnasts/acrobats only. The girl stands on her head and spreads her legs open to do the splits, while the guy stands and puts his dick in her.
Milly and Jack did the splits last night at the bar.
by Chaotic Good Half Elf Mage January 18, 2012
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A city of southwest Croatia on the Dalmatian coast of the Adriatic Sea. Founded as a Roman colony, it later grew around a palace built by Diocletian in the early fourth century A.D. Population: 200,459
by Drazen April 25, 2004
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A Half A Million Off Drug Money
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I Heard Tony Made A Split Off Cocaine Just Last Month.
by King Aaku May 18, 2015
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