Splay

The act of collapsing as awkwardly and spread out as possible creating an unrivaled feeling of elation and euphoria and happiness - an act generally accomplished in the nude.

She spent all afternoon splayed out over the shell of a tortoise.

Splay by Trambone November 6, 2008

Splay

To spread them skank ass legs wide in hopes of attracting or luring in persons in search of poontang

DAMN did you see that bitch splay ova there? She aint even wearin any underwear. Guess I'll be seeing yall tomorrow

Splay by the sandman March 2, 2004

splay

A visual defect created during plastic molding in which air and water create splash marks on the finished part.

Splash + Spray = Splay

splay by New Operator September 9, 2006

Splay

A contraction of lets and play for people whose time is to precious to say both.

Person one: Splay soccer
Person two: Its raining outside

Person one: Fine then splay video games

Splay by Sheepies123 August 28, 2015

splay

v/n

verb: the act of opening ones steak sized labia in order to attract a mate
or
the act of coitus

noun: food item that is generally messy

verb: damn, that bitch had her cooter splayed out like an open-faced sandwhich!
or
she splayed for me on prom night!

noun:
yeah dude, my mom made this awesome splay...i think she said it was some sort of alfredo.

splay by shawne March 2, 2004

splay

Splendid + Day

Have a splay!

splay by Anally Sally + Anthony September 27, 2008

Splay

A word to describe something that is incredibly good.

Gang: “bro eggy noodles splay”
Me: “bare splay”

Splay by Duke 👍🏼 December 7, 2024