1 definition by shawne

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v/n

verb: the act of opening ones steak sized labia in order to attract a mate
or
the act of coitus

noun: food item that is generally messy
verb: damn, that bitch had her cooter splayed out like an open-faced sandwhich!
or
she splayed for me on prom night!

noun:
yeah dude, my mom made this awesome splay...i think she said it was some sort of alfredo.
by shawne March 02, 2004
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