splay

v/n

verb: the act of opening ones steak sized labia in order to attract a mate
or
the act of coitus

noun: food item that is generally messy

verb: damn, that bitch had her cooter splayed out like an open-faced sandwhich!
or
she splayed for me on prom night!

noun:
yeah dude, my mom made this awesome splay...i think she said it was some sort of alfredo.