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Spider Fucked 

So A Spider Has 8 Legs, So If You Are Getting Spider Fucked,
Check A Few Things,
1.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Vagina?
2.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Ass?
3.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Mouth? ..... Add
4.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Hands?
If You Answered Yes To All Of These Questions, Then You Have Been Spider Fucked!!
Ryan: "I Skulled Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"
Matt: " Yeah Well I Spider Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"
Spider Fucked by Heather Marie 916 December 9, 2008
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Spidey fucked 

Run atop roofs and slide down drainpipes until you find a lady in undressed state, smash through the window, untether your cum pipe, and ram it up her jacksie. After cumming, yell "big thanks from your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman", before throwing your fat ass out of the window.
"Hello, police, come quick, I've just been Spidey fucked!"

spiderfucker

Someone who fucks spiders/enjoys sexual implications with arachnids
You know Raul? Yeah. He's a spiderfucker. He got sucked off by a daddy long legs
spiderfucker by Lizzily April 2, 2023

spiderfucker

when someone decides to fuck a spider
“Yea Amy literally pulled out a strap-on and just started going ham on the jumping spider, just MINK MINK MINK, I think I heard a lil squeak but she was into that, that spiderfucker.”
spiderfucker by Xentripp April 2, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016