the result of a person ejaculating into one's eye whilst they are dormant, on awakening said victim is in a sticky situation, as they believe they are blind, unable to open their eyes.This is often used as a revenge method on an unwilling participant of intercourse.
by foleynshiv January 12, 2006
N. When someone jizzes (sperms or ejacualates) in another's eye. Characterized by the image of the sperm stretching like a spider's legs when the one who was spider eyed opens his/her eye.
Some Girl: I got spider eyed by someone last night. I wish I knew who though, I was passed out.
Me: That really blows. I wonder who would do that.
Me thinking: So it actually works.
Me: That really blows. I wonder who would do that.
Me thinking: So it actually works.
by TRIzzzo April 12, 2006
When the man drops his goo into a girls closed eyes and then she attempts to open them creating a goo web.
by skytripa September 20, 2007
When one finds that they have something in their eye that is not a visible problem. Usually feels like an insect or fuzz.
*Klair rubs eye*
Grandpa: 'What's wrong?'
Klair: Nothin, somethings in my eye.'
Grandpa: What is it?
Klair: I dunno...Probably those dang Eye Spiders.
Grandpa: 'What's wrong?'
Klair: Nothin, somethings in my eye.'
Grandpa: What is it?
Klair: I dunno...Probably those dang Eye Spiders.
by Booboopuppyandkittydoitsideways May 14, 2007
The growing popularity of women wearing too long, too heavy false eyelashes chronically causes this condition.
John didn’t know what color Trish’s eyes were due to her spider eye.
Sarah didn’t need sunglasses, her spider eye cut the glare.
Sarah didn’t need sunglasses, her spider eye cut the glare.
by TrixieCarroll January 23, 2020