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Spic and span 

The description of a place that has been approved by the female parental as to meet her degree or expectations of cleanliness
You can't go see your girlfriend until this room is spic and span
Spic and span by MysteryBot56 March 9, 2019

spic and span 

A derogatory term for latino twins.
Check out spic and span over there selling chiclets.
spic and span by ryuhyabusa May 18, 2004

Spic and span

Ultra clean - when you have guests coming over and your parents tell you to clean up your room
Ayo your aunt’s coming over. I want your room SPIC AND SPAN
Spic and span by _alkaline_ November 22, 2025

Spic and Span swipe

When you go to wipe your ass again and it’s already clean, leaving no marks on the toilet paper.
Bobo wiped twice after shitting, and for the third wipe he performed a Spic and Span swipe, just for good measure.
Spic and Span swipe by HumaneAnimal January 22, 2018

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026