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sphincter snake

A particular breed of snake that dwells in the household bath or shower. whilst the bath or shower is in use the snake recoils back into the drain, and if you are unlucky, will spring out of the drain and sink its fangs right in your sphincter.
as a person is going for a shower "watch out for the sphincter snake."

after having been bit "AH! THE SPHINCTER SNAKE BIT ME!"
by Sparkyyyyyy September 2, 2005
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Sphincter Shake

The sexual act in which one partner lays on the ground face first and proceeds to stretch their butt-cheeks apart revealing the anal cavity. Their counterpart must be a lactating woman; she squeezes her breasts into the anus, causing the nutritious milk to pour inside. The milk mixes with remaining fecal matter creating a delicious snack. She then kneels down and felches the milky shake out of the anus.
After hours of exhausting fornication, Jennifer decided she could go for a sphincter shake fresh from her lover's anus. Hopefully she doesn't wake the baby.
by BlueWaffleCHomper September 5, 2010
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