psycho-spermatic-umbilical connection 

A psychological, spiritual and natural connections of a child with both; his/her father and mother.

I couldn't have achieved my dreams without psycho-spermatic-umbilical connection (I so-call it).

This connections works faster than the supersonic rate.
Thank you mum & dad!

psycho-spermatic-umbilical connection by Annie/linguistic consultant February 11, 2020

spermaid 

someone that is so obsessed with their boyfriend that they literally want to live in their ball sack and swim around like a mermaid

“hey, where’s Julie been?”
“this spermaid has been with her boyfriend for the last 72 hours”

spermaid by kareezus January 23, 2020

spermatorium

A person place or thing where incredible amounts of semen are stored (usu. misplaced, ejaculated).

Li'L Kim is a fucking spermatorium.

spermatorium by RM June 25, 2003

Spermatitis 

A condition where toxic sperm causes itching, dry skin or a rash on swollen, reddened skin directly around an orifice. In the southern hemisphere it may cause the skin to blister, ooze, crust or flake of. Which is also worth noting that these flakes are a valid source of nutrition in many developing 3rd world nations.

No homo bro, is there something stronger than head & shoulders for my spermatitis?

Spermatitis by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

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I mean, why else would you write this?!
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Other Person: Yup...
Third random person that came from the abyss: Board? S N I C K E R S .

spermatogenesisicalieperiocladicleesötáans by OWO UWU OWU WINKA WINK November 21, 2019

Spermatoptysis

Medical term for coughing up a mixture of sperm and seminal fluid after, for example, a hard night of partying.

Paris Hilton had quite severe Spermatoptysis when she visited Southpark (See episode 812, Southpark)

Spermatoptysis by ParisKheKhilton March 6, 2011

Spermatoast

A meal prepared by sreading peanut-butter and jelly on a piece of toast then ejaculating on said toast.

Dude my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to make her a sandwich, so I made her some Spermatoast.

Spermatoast by Antonio the Tiger March 7, 2010