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sperm poisioning 

When a perfectly intelligent woman has sex with a totally inappropriate guy or a total jerk. His sperm has totally screwed up her mind so she cannot think straight. The only thing that can cure sperm poisioning is to stop having sex with the dude.
Alice: What the fuck does Cinderella see in that asshole.
Tinkerbell: IDK, After talking with her yesterday, I think she has sperm poisioning.
Alice: Shit, we lost her until she dumps his sorry ass.
sperm poisioning by manlysmom July 8, 2011
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sperm poisoning 

The result of too much sperm being released into the vagina, creating a condition inside that grows and mutates into a creature that exits the vagina in a period of roughly nine months.
Jane's at the clinic today, apparently she got a case of sperm poisoning a month ago.
sperm poisoning by Veen May 5, 2003

Sperm Poisoning 

The ingestion of so much sperm that one becomes poisoned, almost like alchohol poisoning. If somone has sperm poisoning see a doctor immediatlly.
The other night I was at a Rainbow Party with my friend and one of the girls got sperm poisoning from giving to many blowjobs.
Sperm Poisoning by Gameace12 September 9, 2008

Sperm Poisoning 

The ingestion of so much sperm that one becomes poisoned, almost like alchohol poisoning. If somone has sperm poisoning see a doctor immediatlly.
The other night I was at a Rainbow Party with my friend and one of the girls got sperm poisoning from giving to many blowjobs.
Sperm Poisoning by Gameace12 September 8, 2008

sperm poisoning 

Sarah looks like she got sperm poisoning
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