speed bag

To slap one's testicles across another individual's face (esp. forehead). Similar to tea bagging, however in this case the sack is not rested on the deponent, but rather used as an instrument of assault.
Speed bagging is often done to humiliate and/or shame the person upon which it is inflicted. It is also valuable for its humorous quality.
This activity is solely engaged in between males, and would be frowned upon as vulgar and inappropriate if executed upon a female. As with tea-bagging, this act is never considered homoerotic, although the deponent might be derided as a "fag" anyway.
The next time you black out I'm gonna fuckin speed bag your faggot ass, you fuckin light-weight.
by Dixon St. Grottlesex July 10, 2006
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speed bag

A clitoris that has excessive sag often resembling a boxing speed bag.
I finally pulled off Mary's panties only to discover she has a gigantic speed bag. I proceeded to get my boxing workout done while simultaneously pleasuring her.
by Jack Dawson November 21, 2007
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speed bag

A rapidly performed version of the punching bag.
After Herman gave Bonnie the speed bag for a good 7 minutes, he fell to the floor and clutched his lower abdomen in pain because of his extremely sore testicles.
by Steve^O March 18, 2008
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speed bag

What a scrotum sack turns into when one testicle has been removed.
"Even after Johnny had ball cancer, he had no problem dipping his speed bag into Jenna's mouth."

"When I get fucked by Bob his speed bag bounces off my asshole."

by Andgorifo December 13, 2007
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speed bag

What a scrotum sack turns into when one testicle has been removed.
"Even after Johnny had ball cancer, he had no problem dipping his speed bag into Jenna's mouth."

"When I get fucked by Bob his speed bag bounces off my asshole."

by Andgorifo December 13, 2007
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Speed Bagging

When a man hits the womans uvula repeatedly with his cock
My favorite part of foreplay is the Speed Bagging
by The Ghostface May 11, 2008
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Speed Bagging

A sexual act wherein one male partner maintains a squatting position whilst the other partner, male or female, lays underneath and goes to pound town on the testicles with both their fists.
"why can't you walk straight?"
"I was on the receiving end of speed bagging last night"
by Fusion2410 February 26, 2019
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