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Specified Booty Syndrome (SBS) 

Specified Booty Syndrome (SBS) is a mental condition one is diagnosed with web they obsess over the same piece of ass for months made years at a time. SBS can be caused by a placing of an individual advice themselves and or they're friends. Specified Booty Syndrome is diagnosed under the following conditions use this for too trek if you or your friends have (SBS):
1. The patient is obsessed with the booty and had no plans to turn to any other booty when if the booty turned him down

2. That friend is reluctant to be in the same room as the booty and will go out of his way to avoid it

3. You're friends had been working towards this booty even though he knows fully well that it is impossible for you to attain said booty.
Guy 1 " Hey did you see Jarred he had been walking up and down the street for Morgan, even though she said he was just a friend. "

Guy 2 "Yup I heard that he walked out of his grandma's funeral to avoid being the with her"

Guy 1 " Damn that's the worst case of Specified Booty Syndrome (SBS) that I have ever seen."

Guy 2 "Yah hood life will never be the same "
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been knowed (something specified) 

This phrase is similar to "already know (something)" or "have known (something) for a long time". It's used when one is too lazy to speak the proper phrase. "Been knowed" seems to have a more powerful meaning though. Like you've known something so long that it's ridiculous that the other person trying to inform you of the topic that it is utterly ridiculous.
Dina: The new Snoop Dogg video is on the countdown.
Chris: I been knowed that fool.a

overly specific 

The articulation of a fantasy; or, the practicing of an act that is waaaaaaaaaaaay to descriptive to have just spontaneously arisen in the mind of the articulator or the performer.

And if you ask them to repeat what they just said or did; they actual can — on demand.

Verbatim.

AND THEY DO NOT HESITATE OR STUTTER!!!!!!!!!!
1) Her:

Do you think people ever make love on the living room floor covered with a large plastic drop cloth; after rubbing each other down with warm sesame oil while listening to a Drake album on infinite repeat?

Him: Wow, babe!!!! That’s waaaaaaaaaaaay overly specific!!!!!!

2) Friend #1

When you go to the gun range what do you use as a target?

Friend #2

Me? I traced an outline from a picture I pirated from Facebook of my ex-wife and her new husband on tracing paper using a thin Sharpie Marker.

Then, I had it enlarged and copied at the print shop on cream colored heavy poster paper — the same color she painted our bedroom when she redecorated in happier times.

Friend#1) Man! THAT’S WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY OVERLY SPECIFIC!!!!!!!

Spudified 

The process of being fucked by someone's work, hours sometimes days, after they've 'completed' it. Usually discovered late at night in a frustrating tantrum through VSS history.
"Fuck I just got SPUDIFIED!"

"I can't get that part of my life back! Damn you great potato!"
Spudified by Biproized October 7, 2009

detailed programmatic specificity 

something the Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, says in speeches. Problem is no-one knows what it means.
"No idea what detailed programmatic specificity means." - Mr Turnbull

Spotified 

I got spotified at my last gig. No money at all for the musicians.
Spotified by newmusicbass July 10, 2019

Specific Whites 

Specific Whites by gr70 March 25, 2010