To be very, very, bald.
Oh my god, do you see that guy?? He is soooooo spears!!
by Mikael Clark April 30, 2007
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To fail at life, generally suck, or just be a hoe.

Britney Spears: Shave head. Rehab. Lose custody of kids to none other than Kevin Federline. Suck at VMA's. Attempt Suicide. Rehab. Repeat.

Jamie Spears: Be a lot better off then her sister. Then, completely ruin a Nickelodeon series by getting pregnant with a guy that was almost old enough for it to be considered rape.

So, in general, if someone accuses you of being Spears, you FAIL.
Guy: you suck, you're such a Spears.
Other Guy: I just died a little bit on the inside, thats the worst insult ever.
by MilesDavis January 09, 2008
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(Of a woman) to have anal sex with a man using a strap-on phallus.
"It is quite uncomfortable to be speared" or "Britney spears"
by Dybeck November 27, 2004
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"Did you see Ted's neck today? He got speared badly."
by AlexH October 22, 2006
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Front protruding hair platform, generally supported with very small amounts of product. Spear collapses when the person wearing it sweats, or when it gets wet. The Spear is at its prime when first molded in the morning, and its shape shifts as the day progresses.
A: "My Spear is much better than Pauly D's hairdo"
B: "Oh, I know."
by spearfuheva January 21, 2010
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