speakerfuck

When someone calls you and asks you a compromising question about someone and fails to mention that you're on speaker phone and that the person you're talking about is listening.

Jane: Hey, what do you think about Karen? (on speaker phone)
Sally: I can't stand that bitch ass hoe. (unaware of the speaker phone)
Jane: Yeah, i thought so. Oh, by the way, you're on speaker phone and Karen's right here.
Karen: Fuck you Sally.
Sally: Jane! You totally speakerfucked me.

by Jax27 April 3, 2008

sweaterfucker

1-n.Male or female person who is turned on by a well-filled cashmere or merino sweater, and uses his or her sweater during sex to arouse the sex organs and tease the other partner, and even may masturbate to climax on such sweater, if the person who owns it is or isn't present.

2. adj.A word to describe the fuckability of a person,
such as her figure indicates she would be a great sweaterfucker.

If I could get Don to buy it for you, Susan, that cashmere could help you become a horny sweaterfucker.

by Bill Black December 9, 2008