spazzy bastard Share definition Flag When a lil man is trying to steal your girl; u then may proceed to smack said spazzy bastard as if you would to your wife Big Man:"Who is this lil man?" Lil Man:"You spazzy bastard" spazzy bastard by Matt the preist May 6, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the spazzy bastard mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch