spaz-fuck Share definition Flag A person that is in the midpoint of being spastic and being a fucktard. "Did you just see that spaz-fuck over there trying to rape that horse and lick out that goat at the same time?" spaz-fuck by Peckerama March 22, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the spaz-fuck mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch