1. A person with cerebral palsy
2. A sexy, suave, witty Australian man
Do not corrupt the word "spastic", you American and British scumbags
by Super_Spastic October 6, 2003
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A special group ov wierd people who pull wierd faces nd have their own language! u have 2 b privaliged 2 no these peeps!
Big up the spastic crew massive
by me March 24, 2005
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SOMEONE WITH CEREBRAL PALSY AND SHOULD NOT BE USED AS A DEROGATORY TERM TO EXPLAIN OR MOCK ANYONE

please take any other definitions down as it is highly offensive and only enforces the stigma of the medical condition
Jamie has Spastic Cerebral palsy, it affects his hand movement
by MissPissx April 25, 2016
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In other words skattz

Muscle spasms can’t talk properly and can’t move without twitching
Oh shit it’s a skattz or he’s a skattafrinic and spastic
by Official Oxford dictionary Uk February 7, 2020
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People who leave their houses during a life-threatening pandemic to socialise with others.
“Look at those spastics on Facebook drinking Bella in a field
by OntheDole69 March 31, 2020
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