after you drop your croissant, your sister eats glitter and poos on it but you eat it happily anyway. #fivesecondrule
me: "BOO"
that guy over there: "AH YOU MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT"
sister Shannon: "I need a poo" *poos on croissant*
that guy over there: "ooo that sparkling croissant glistening in the sun after it had been in my sisters bum"
that guy over there: "AH YOU MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT"
sister Shannon: "I need a poo" *poos on croissant*
that guy over there: "ooo that sparkling croissant glistening in the sun after it had been in my sisters bum"
by genius plenius definitionius June 7, 2019
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