sparklemuffin 

A nickname for a type of small spider that has a very brightly colored abdomen.

I found a sparklemuffin hiding in my room today.

sparklemuffin by SmartyPants14 June 6, 2018

Snorklemuffin 

An effeminate male who enjoys having a cock and balls slapped in their face.

Does that dude have a girlfriend? - Nah he's a snorklemuffin fo sure

Snorklemuffin by The R000k June 11, 2021

spanglemuffin 

men or woman who can not use indicators on their cars

"use your indicator you spanglemuffin"

spanglemuffin by wifflesthegreat August 31, 2016

snorklemuffin 

An effeminate male who enjoys having a cock and balls slapped in their face.

Does that dude have a girlfriend? - Nah he's a snorklemuffin fo sure

snorklemuffin by The R000k June 11, 2021