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Spark it and park it 

When you light a joint and sit down
"Hey Marino!"

"Yeah?"
"Let's spark it and park it on the couch to watch 'COPS'"

park and spark 

When you park your car at night or day and get it on with another.
Nick: yo bro, did you park and spark last night?
Dex: yeah man, we found the best spot and made it good
park and spark by Bottombassbeatz October 25, 2013

anal spark 

whilst having anal sex with your bitch she farts and u light the fart and the flame will spark up her ass and she will scream one fuck off word ANAL SPARK
i anal sparked your mum the fit OAP with the wrinkly arse while i was WATCHING YOUR BROTRHER do it with the dog
anal spark by Duttie January 21, 2009

spank and tank

Typical strategy for dealing with bosses in online games such as World of Warcraft. The "tank" character goes up and absorbs most of the boss's damage, while the other characters "spank" the boss by dealing as much damage as possible without distracting the boss from the tank.
Anything I should know about this boss?
He has an aggro reset at 50%, but otherwise he's just spank and tank.
spank and tank by Sir Yelof May 12, 2007

Wake, spank and bake 

When you wake up early, fuck you're girl then both smoke a joint.
Girl: "You up or a wake, spank and bake?"
Guy: "Sure, you get to suckin' and I'll roll the joints."
Wake, spank and bake by pothead86 August 21, 2009

spank and tank

A corruption of Tank and Spank.

tank (n.) - A tank is a character that survives large amounts of damage which fights on the battlefront and enables glass cannon builds to succeed. As a drawback, most tank builds aren't able to deal much damage back to the enemy because all their gear is focused on surviving.

tank (v.) - The process of a player tanking and taking all the damage saving other characters from death.

spank (v.) - The action of dealing loads of damage back to the enemy and thus punishing them.

tanking and spanking (v.) - The process of a tank doing his job but also dealing a considerable amount of damage back to the enemy.
Example 1. Damn monk! You can tank and spank!

Example 2. That dude is tanking and spank! Unbelievable!

Example 3.
Player A: Wow you can spank and tank!
Player B: Get it right. Its tank and spank not spank and tank!
spank and tank by Ultimater September 13, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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