A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.
Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!
by Ali-Pimp May 23, 2005
it was so cold last night, and when i went to retrieve the paper in the morning it was totally spanner weather.
by Bondiki August 20, 2008
wank spanner-reference to the wanking hands of a fit bird in reference to her wanking you off
2 jeremy beadles deformed hand also known as a wank spanner
2 jeremy beadles deformed hand also known as a wank spanner
by Jeremy Beadle January 15, 2004
A largely useless individual whose only career prospects are to work in maintainence departments painting walls and replacing light-bulbs. May have questionable habits such as an excess love of porn, language that would make a soldier blush and a equally useless son.
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
A Spanner Dog refers to those of the human species that are well below the average intelligence. A Spanner Dog will resemble a mouthbreathing, dough banging idiot of a bloke. Common traits include vacant looks, low levels of comprehension, mouth agape, drooling, possible lazy eye.
“God, that Richie is a real Spanner Dog”
“Swing the gate back the other way, you spanner dog”
“You’re being a real spanner dog, just
“Swing the gate back the other way, you spanner dog”
“You’re being a real spanner dog, just
by Spanner dog January 10, 2020
by nimbyfield August 19, 2007
Someone who grows up in the era of YouTube and doesn't have an attention span longer than three minutes of a unicorn getting its organs removed.
Me:Hey Andrew do you wanna go see No Country For Old Men it won like 50 oscars.
Andrew:No man that movies too long i have to sit here and watch 5 minute movies of a guy playing a double fretted guitar for 13 and a half hours.
Me: You Are a fucking YouTube spanner
Andrew:No man that movies too long i have to sit here and watch 5 minute movies of a guy playing a double fretted guitar for 13 and a half hours.
Me: You Are a fucking YouTube spanner
by JEWROFOSHO August 31, 2008