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waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.
"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"
by bhrome April 06, 2004
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Spanking the Monkey is another term for masturbating, otherwise known as beating your meat, slapping the ham, tugging the tiger, jerkin the gerkin, or stroking the sausage.
"Jake Cutler! Stop spanking the monkey so hard and come have some meth with me." - Charlie Foulds
by dildy69 2.0 June 26, 2018
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Taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you.
I woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. I spanked him and he went back to sleep.
by David October 27, 2003
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