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spank you 

often used in place of "thank you," and resond to with "your rectum."
Here's your 'ritto.
Why, spank you!
Your rectum.
spank you by Calo November 1, 2003

spank you 

A term commonly used by males to waitresses to be funny. Usually is accompanied by a slap on the ass.
Guy 1. Dude I just said spank you to that waitress and got kicked out of the restaurant.

Guy 2. Nice
spank you by JONNAY-D!!! June 11, 2010

spank you very much 

This describes a comical greeting between those who have a spanking fetish.
Ben Dover pulled out the paddle and said "spank you very much " to Wonda Wonderpig!
spank you very much by I, Wreckerrr February 15, 2017

I'm gonna give you spank

something that your asian grandmother likes to say/do to all your friends when they come over.
"Eric, I'm gonna give you spank!"
A sarcastic expression of gratitude to an unpleasant women – usually spoken in a muffled manner, so as to be mistaken for "thank you".
Hostess: "I refuse to seat anyone costumed as Elvis Presley."

Elvis impersonator: "Skank you... skank you very much."

stank you smelly much 

to thank someone in a vigorous fashion, albeit filled with humor.
Andre 3000: "I wanna say/Stank you/Smelly much/For pickin' me up..."
stank you smelly much by Aesop Rock January 16, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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