spank cam 

When you finish an outrageously graphic masturbation session and while wiping up ropes of jizz do you discover the cover of your webcam is wide open.

HAL 9000: "...Yes Dave... I just saw you masturbate. And so did every employee at NASA."
Dr. Dave Bowman: "Hal! You are just a goddamn spank cam!"

spank cam by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker October 23, 2019

Spank The Camel 

The act of slapping a pack of cigarettes against your palm to tamp the tobacco down into the cigarettes. By tamping the tobacco down in this way the tobacco is packed more tightly for a longer and smoother smoke. The phrase applies no matter what brand is used.

You better spank the camel before you light it... even if it's not a camel.

Spank The Camel by bobthecopywriter February 8, 2010

skank camp

A camp for girls of the skank variety

AKA camp cheerio campers.

Boy: Wow she's a skank.

Girl: That's what skank camp does to you.

skank camp by Seafarer gal October 6, 2016

Camel stank

The smell from the residue of a camel toe

I know you had a camel toe because your leggings smelled just like camel stank

Camel stank by Jae Nyce April 22, 2018