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spam dagger 

Meat weapon found in the land of the big purple dribbling heads!!!
do u want to fight with my spam dagger?
spam dagger by Andy December 15, 2003

Spam Dagger 

When you send Pam to the shops for some fags, bog roll and spam. When you get it you make a spam dagger and force feed it to the cat until it shits on your mums bed
"The cats shat the spam dagger all over mums bed.. Lets blame Andy"
Spam Dagger by Bryoan April 19, 2012

Jobsworth spam dagger 

When a fat, greasy bar man hunts you down because you wont take your wood away and there's a band coming at 6 but your stranded due to adverse weather conditions and your trying to find a canoe
Look you jobsworth spam dagger.. i'm trying to get a canoe to get to you but i might not be there before the band gets there at 6 so you might have to be a hero and cut the wood with your fat spam axe.
Jobsworth spam dagger by Bryoan April 19, 2012
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026