Spaghetti Dick

A guy receives a spaghetti dick after having sex with a girl on her period. After cumming, his now flaccid dick resembles a noodle and the girl's period blood resembles the spaghetti sauce.

Amy: "Baby, I want to have sex."
Brad: "Aren't you on your period?"
Amy: "Yeah so? We can still have sex on my period."
Brad: "Eww no I don't want a spaghetti dick."

Spaghetti Dick by SakuraF June 23, 2016

spaghetti dick

When a man's penis is long and noodle-like

I just walked in on Steve changing and that guy has got a real spaghetti dick.

spaghetti dick by Treeknob August 29, 2017

spaghetti dick

Long and thin penis covered in tomato sauce. Often slurped.

That Italian guy had a spaghetti dick last night.

spaghetti dick by That Guy on OMEGLE February 8, 2012

Dick Spaghetti 

A bunch of dudes place their flacid penis in a pile on a plate. Then cover the pile of dicks in spaghetti sauce, the first one to get a boner has to finish on the dick pile and lick all the sauce off of the cock pile.

Dude I was totally thinkin about makin some dick spaghetti tonight, you in?

Dick Spaghetti by Cock Block Glock March 12, 2018

dick spaghetti 

After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.

A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!

dick spaghetti by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017

dick spaghetti 

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darcy lives dick spaghetti

dick spaghetti by bsndjdnsjdnsnsjfndksksjsnxndkl June 29, 2020

Spagettie dick 

When your dick gets stuck in a garbage disposal.

My dick is stuck, it looks like a tasmanian devil went crazy on spagettie, spagettie dick

Spagettie dick by Joker 44 September 17, 2019