Spaffing: womens version of "cumming" and masterbation.
Hannah Spaffed over a picture of John.

"oh yes, i'm spaffing" Hannah says as she climaxed.
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To Spaff - An onomatopoeic word describing the act of shaking up a bottle of champagne and shaking it over one's teammates.
"Michael Shumaker stands upon the Formula One podium, spaffing champagne over his teammates"
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To Goo, Goop, Slime or Otherwise Coat Something In A Liquid Of Medium Viscosity
"FFS Chuck, You Have Spaffed All Over Me"
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Can I 'spaf' on your norks?
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Spaffed, when a male ejaculates onto a peice of clothing and left until it is dry white for show on people to see the maturity level of this person.
Boy 1:"Hey everybody! Matt Spaffed on my trousers! Check it! Check it!"
Boy 2:"What a dick.."
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A handy filler word used to describe anything that is beyond words. The meaning is based off of the emphasis and context used.
Ew this is disgusting! It’s so ...spaf :(“
“She’s literally so spaf!!!! I want to be her”
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Spaf: name of one of the early Internet "net.god"'s . Like Cher and Madonna, Spaf is publically known by his singular name "Spaf". Spaf was one of the people responsible for how people began using the internet to share information in its earliest days, before browsers and other more convenient tools. He also provided the first analysis of the first large scale Internet Virus attack, known as the "Morris worm".

Member of the President's Information Technology Advisory Committee 2003-2005, has been an advisor to the National Science Foundation (NSF), and serves as an advisor to over a dozen other government agencies and major corporations.

He is the Executive Director of the Purdue University Center for Education and Research in Information Assurance and Security (CERIAS).

He is a full professor at Purdue University, with multiple PhD's.

On wikipedia.com under the title "Spaf"
One of the leading experts on cyber security in the world today, Spaf's full name is Dr. Gene Spafford.
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