spackled eyes

When your significant other is sleeping and you jiz in their eyes and let it dry. They wake up and can't open their eyes.

I gave my girl spackled eyes last night!

by Kdog37 December 31, 2015

action-spackle

to explosively defocate after a sudden shocking, surprising, or traumatic expirience

When I saw that deer jump in the road I action-spackled all over the car!

by Karlsbad August 29, 2009

spackle burglar

To lick your half dried cum from your girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep

Hey dude, my girlfriend fell asleep after she blew me and I couldn’t stop myself from tasting the little bit of cum she left in the corner of her mouth. Am I a spackle burglar?

by spank-the-monkee May 29, 2018

orange spackle

when you place an orange into ones anus and tense to squeeze out the juice into the other participants mouth

i had some weird drinks last night with Laquisha, my favorite was the orange spackle

by graham norton May 19, 2015

ball spackle

Thick extra sticky, extra large cum shots. can also be used to hang wall paper or re-paste your girlfriend’s extensions back in.

Carl has gotten quite the rep, he apparently blows ball spackle when he cums, all the girls can’t handle it.

by PuffyRI July 25, 2022

Spackle Punch

To have explosive Diarrhea in front of a lot of very smart and prominent people

Damn, he totally spackle punched. Nobody is going to be able to save his reputation now

by The Shit Sprinkler October 22, 2020

dick spackle

The dried white residue that stays on the skin after a man ejaculates on another person.

After he shot his load in her face, he filled her acne craters with his dick spackle

by Skins Sug June 16, 2018